// gcc bofh.c -o bofh
#include <stdio.h>
#include <stdlib.h>
#include <time.h>
#define NUM_QUOTES 10
const char* bofh_quotes[NUM_QUOTES] = {
"No, my powers can only be used for good.",
"It must be a hardware problem.",
"I'm sorry, we don't support that feature.",
"That's a PEBCAK error (Problem Exists Between Chair And Keyboard).",
"Have you tried turning it off and on again?",
"The BOFH Excuse Server is down.",
"It works for me.",
"I'm afraid I can't help you with that.",
"According to the manual, it should work.",
"You must have done something wrong."
};
int main() {
srand(time(NULL)); // seed the random number generator
int random_index = rand() % NUM_QUOTES;
const char* quote = bofh_quotes[random_index];
printf("%s\n", quote);
return 0;
}